May is National Masturbation Month! Self-love is an essential part of everyone’s health, including when it comes to rubbin’ the chub. Honestly, if you don’t know how your parts work and what feels good, how can you ask for what you want? Also with one of these toys, you can help yourself at any time and save your hands for other tasks. It is the opinion of the Peens in the Wild board that if every human doesn’t have at least three toys hidden in their nightstand drawer, they is missing out on all of the pleasure that is their right!

Here’s a round up of our favorite Peens in the Wild toy submissions – video, memes, and actual products!

Keep it Positive!

I’m not into toxic positivity, BUT… this is GOLD. This is basically the conversation equivalent of how sex toys help our brains. Thank you, The Oatmeal, for giving us a good buzz.

Manifest Those Vibes!

I know JUST ENOUGH about manifesting to make me dangerous, and this would totally happen to me if I tried!

Runaway Dong!

Get ready to view a classic! An instant fave! The Runaway Dong!

As we get ready to travel the world again after almost a year and a half of global lockdown, I encourage you to remember ALL of your luggage and accoutrements as you exit the plane. Considering the size of this peachy monstrosity, it’s no wonder that the owner had to check this as baggage. Plus, a dong of this size is expensive! Don’t waste money – keep track of your dongs!

The music they put with this video is hilarious, turn up your volume…

Dongs for Sale!

In honor of National Masturbation Month, there are a variety of self-pleasuring toys on sale. Many are quiet, easy to keep clean, and feel very, very good. One in particular is the popular Tracy’s Dog suctiony sex toy that, while not literally a dildo, is definitely worth the price. There was a review circulating a couple of years ago that actually made me buy the thing, because honestly, is it really that good?

It took some adjustments and a couple of times of experimenting, but yeah…it’s pretty good. Don’t believe me? Here’s the review:

See what I mean? I dare you not to try out this Tracy’s Dog sucky thing, omg.

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