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Welcome to Peens in the Wild!
I’m happy you’ve cum – um, come – um, ended up here! Here’s what Peens in the Wild is all about.
Who: My name is Kelly Wilson of Wilson Writes. I’m an author, speaker, comedian, and Peen Detective. I spy peens everywhere.
What: Peens in the Wild is a place for people to laugh at stuff that looks like peen. Plain and simple.
When: Anytime you want. You don’t have to wait for the satisfaction!
Where: Here and on Facebook at Peens in the Wild.
Okay, But Why? I counter this question with a question: Why not? Penii (the plural of penis-es, like octopus & octopii and Elvis & Elvii) I was bored and going slowly insane after a year of pandemic stress. I needed an outlet for all of my Penis Detection. I like to laugh and have fun. In short, I found my purpose.
Who can submit? Anyone. Go to the FAQ page to find out more!