VIPs as in Very Important PEEN! It’s yearbook season, which means it’s time to figure out the most popular peen of the last few months.
One of the fun parts of curating Peens in the Wild is seeing the back end (#twss). I get to know what peen-centered media you like best, from videos to memes to plain old pics. It has become increasingly clear that not all peen are created equal.
The five most popular peen – the VIPs – are based on the submissions that resulted in the highest number of views, the most shares, and a lot of entertaining discussion on the posts. These are the clear winners! As usual, thank you to everyone who submits for Peens in the Wild.
Sit back, relax, and enjoy our most popular and Very Important Peen!
#5. Wiener Cutoff
This submission had me hoping-wishing-praying that this is an actual cutoff road. One commenter claimed that it intersected with “Bobbitt Lane.” Another called it, “The Road Less Traveled.” Hilarious! I give you the fifth most popular peen!
#4. Cock Getting the Shaft
This is *my* personal favorite! I saw this in a random store in the mall and literally rubbed my eyes because I could not believe what I was seeing. There were all kinds of animals in the same pose, but the rooster (aka cock) was too perfect. Let me get my $40 together soon and it will be mine! Enjoy the fourth most popular peen!
#3. I Never Saw Such Marketing Mistakes
Oy, this one drives me nuts. I have a background in digital marketing and can come up with some pretty good ideas for taglines and can confidently say that this one is…bad. I COULDN’T EVEN FIGURE IT OUT AT FIRST. If it takes too long or you have to work too hard, it’s not worth it (#twss).
HOWEVER, we LOVED it. This submission got a lot of discussion, which is always fun.
#2. Dick Waffle
This was a favorite submission! I got tagged in these photos and posts and received them in my inbox, which always makes me happy.
Dick Waffle is a tasty treat that looks like – you guessed it – a peen! And it appears to be customizable. I mean, the pink one featured in the photo below tickles me, well, pink! My short and superficial research on this new and delicious snack or dessert indicates that we can find and indulge in Bangkok and some places in Spain. Get your passport ready!
#1. So THAT’S What Spinach Can Do…
This was by far and away the most popular submission since the beginning of Peens in the Wild. Hundreds of fans were tickled pink by this submission, including yours truly. I honestly didn’t know that spinach was so filling and nutritious (wink, wink).
I cannot stop staring at it. I have so many questions. Who is this? Where are they? Can I meet them? I must thank them! Because THIS is commitment to the peen lifestyle, and I’m here for it.
ENJOY THE NUMBER ONE BELOVED PEEN IN THE WILD!
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